Best vine ever.
*pokes ur cheek*
you sure are cute
i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny
happy father’s day to me cuz you bitches is my sons
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
omg Barbie you left the seat up
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!
And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion icon
Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
King Beyoncé walks out on stage during one of Jays concerts and gives life.
Beach date, 1950s
this is so unbelievably perfect. New favorite picture ever.
This picture is so wonderful aw
WHY CAN’T GUYS DRESS LIKE THIS NOW STUPID BAGGY SHORTS, STUPID TACKY HOODIES, STUPID SNAPBACKS
i think about this a lot
don't worry about life.. you're not going to survive it anyways.