this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
protect elderly substitute teachers at all costs
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when
i’ve been thinking about that response for a few hours